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Bromance
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My wife and I today figured out what we are getting the families for this year’s holiday! These gifts are PERFECT!
My father: humility
My mother: authenticity
My sister: regard for others
My mother in law: self-awareness
Me: A heap of responsibility
My wife: A sense of compassion
If we could all get these things for the holiday, it could certainly reduce the chances of bitterness, tears, pouting, and all those other favorite holiday pastimes!
What would be perfect for your family this holiday season?
My band, Missionary Lizards, recently brought in a keys player to start jamming with us a bit, and now it’s looking like he may be a permanent fixture. On a break, the drummer started a little beat, and the keys player follows him and starts this very cool jam that the rest of us joined in on. I think we sound pretty damn awesome now.
Enjoy.
So, my company, Redshift Productions, is creating this show with a choreographer and a physicist. Yup, that’s the kind of thing we do. Anyway, this show is in the works, we have the two of them performing, plus three other dancers. It is shaping up to be really cool! Also, I’m working with this whole festival as their Marketing and Public Relations Consultant. Anybody close to Ithaca (that’s right, all you Rochester-ish people) should definitely come to this festival: Light in Winter, a festival of science and art, January 21st to 24th, 2010.
Trust me, this year is going to be teh awesome! Check out the other events, too, and you’ll see what I’m saying!
It’s been five years since the last time I saw Phish. Trey was fucked up on pills or whatever he was doing at the same time, and the rest of the band were too emotional to play because it was to be their last show. Total disaster. Now, Trey’s clean again, the band sounds unreal again, and the show I’m now waiting to see is one of the smallest venues they are playing by up to a full third. I’m sitting here, just behind the soundboard.
OH. And YEAH.
Oh hey! Look what got its own separate tumblr for me to ignore!
PS. There’s also a twitter, so you can never miss a J+J.
PPS: Yes, I know that J+J get liked and reblogged whenever I post them on my main account, and shuffling them off to their own blog is gonna kill my tumblarity. But you know what? I just did a shitload of glue. So I don’t care.
Also I can taste colors.
Mandatory following for everyone I know. I know I only have a few followers, but surely, you all can spread the “good news”. Right?
(via kari-shma : “Turmoil on Wall Street” Fine Art Print by Barb Leopold [1689656-2] - RedBubble)
What do you mean, I can’t pee on this after my morning coffee?
Today’s FB post from an aunt who is the mother of a cousin that I recently had to block my FB stati from due to FB flame wars between him and me:
continued later in the stream of Right Wingnut comments:
The shooting in our military should make us look at who is eligible to join. I am not suggesting people of other faiths should not be able to serve in our military but I do think we should not let practicing Muslums be serving RIGHT NOW. Really is there something wrong with what I just said? Is this not common sense? Of course, I do not think all Muslums are for killing Americans, but at this time in our current circumstance it is a chance we cannot afford to take. We have a volunteer military we can choose Americans that are not religiously affiliated with a religilon that the extremeists want to destroy us. I do not know if Bush or Obama have the stomach to do this, all the politically correct people out there would have a heart attack!!! Like the time the airport searched my two 7 year old waspy looking granddaughters flying to Hawaii when to Middle Eastern gentleman strolled on board while my girls were having their Build a Bears torn apart. Where is our common sense people, we have it we just need to USE IT!
I promised myself that I would not respond to this kind of stuff…on Facebook. So, I’m putting it here:
I guess that we should just put them all in camps. Because that worked so well in the ’40s! In fact, by that same argument, in the ’90s we should have locked up all the white males when Timothy McVeigh bombed the Oklahoma City Government Building. Today somebody shot 7 people in an office building in Orlando. The guy’s last name was Hispanic. That’s it, let’s put all the Hispanics in the camps! Do you see where I’m going here? I gotta love the Christian attitude that is being displayed in those comments.
I’m sorry, but like I said: I GOTTA LET IT OUT SOMEWHERES!!!!!!!
Oof.
Carrie Fisher and her stunt double sun bathing on the set of Return of the Jedi
Do I have to explain why I put this up?
“Jesus H. Christ, Private Kowalski. Are you trying to get thrown out of the army?”
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Worth a larf…or at least a hearty gaffaw.